User blog:Gary the Gaget Dude/Tales of Gary's Marvel Cinematic Universe - Episode 1: The Hulk Hunt

It was a regular day in the world of Gary's visualization of a MCU, in New York City...

SPIDER-MAN: Hah! Take that, Green Goblin.

GREEN GOBLIN: -tied up in a web- No fair!

SPIDER-MAN: -swings off into the streets- Oh, hello. I'm your friendly neighborhood- well, you know. I've come a long way after being bitten by a spider. Before that, nothing went right for me.

FLASH THOMPSON: Hey, it's Spider-Man! I'm your biggest fan! -snorts- Wait until Puny Parker hears that I saw SPIDER-MAN.

SPIDER-MAN: -laughing- Anyways... Now people really like me! I keep New York City safe, I'm the top student in my class, and I'm in love with the girl of my dreams, Gwen Stacy.

J.J ABRAHMS: For now, anyway. -laughs and looks at a picture of MJ-

LITTLE KID: -looking at Spider-Man as he lands- Spider-Man, could you please stop narrating, please?

SPIDER-MAN: ..what?

LITTLE KID: You were narrating. It's kind of unneeded.

SPIDER-MAN: UNNEEDED? How are people supposed to know what I've been up to all this time?

LITTLE KID: Spider-Man, we aren't idiots. Just go, and do your thing.

SPIDER-MAN: Oh. Well, okay then... -swings away- ...but what if I need to tell the audience som-

LITTLE KID: NO NARRATING!

Spider-Man lands on the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Oh, hello Peter! What's new?

SPIDER-MAN: Not much, except the fact I just got yelled at for narrating..

IRON MAN: And that's why Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man got rebooted.

SPIDER-MAN: No it isn't! The real reason is th-

NICK FURY: Attention everyone, report to my office! I would like to remind everyone that I AM NICK FURY! But seriously, get to my office.

Spider-Man, Captain America and Iron Man report to his office

NICK FURY: Alright, guys. General Ross and Emil Blonsky, also known as the Abomination, are hunting down Hulk to justice. Even thogh he doesn't need any justice. But oh well. Spider-Man, Captain America, Iron Man, and Hawkeye, I want you guys to protect Hulk and make sure that Ross and Blonsky don't take him away. Understood?

IRON MAN: Yup. Let's go, team!

Spider-Man, Captain America, Iron Man, Hawkeye and Hulk go to Stark Tower

HAWKEYE: Why would we go here? It's sort of obvious that we would hide Hulk here.

IRON MAN: No, it's not. And we have bodyguards for the big guy here.

SPIDER-MAN: Who?

IRON MAN: Us, you idiot! And we have War Machine with us if we need any backup.

WAR MACHINE: Hey!

GENERAL ROSS: -knocks on the front door-

PEPPER POTTS: -answers door- General Thaddeus Ross! Welcome to Stark Tower.

GENERAL ROSS: Thank you, Pepper. May I speak with Tony?

PEPPER POTTS: Oh, he's upstairs. He has company.

GENERAL ROSS: Then I guess he wouldn't mind a few more people. Am I right, Blonsky?

EMIL BLONSKY: Huh? Oh, I mean sure!

PEPPER POTTS: Hm, okay.. I suppose..

Iron Man, Hawkeye, Captain America and Spider-Man playing Just Dance 4

IRON MAN: -singing along- She's livin' la vida loca...

GENERAL ROSS: -walks in- STARK!

IRON MAN: -falls- Dude! You let Cap get the high score!

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Yes! My ten bucks, please?

HAWKEYE: -hands him the money-

EMIL BLONSKY: We're here to take Hulk. He's wanted by the goverment.

HULK: Hulk not bad! Hulk good!

GENERAL ROSS: Get him!

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Sorry, sir, but that isn't going to happen! -throws shield at General Ross-

GENERAL ROSS: Owie! My pinkie!

Iron Man, Spider-Man, Captain America, Hawkeye and Hulk run away to hide in Central Park

IRON MAN: Quick, act natural!

Iron Man and Captain America pretend they're in a fight, Hawkeye and Spider-Man pretend to be playing baseball, Hulk just stands there

HULK: Hulk doesn't like hiding! HULK... SMASH! -smashes Central Park-

EMIL BLONSKY: See? Hulk is bad news!

IRON MAN: Well, I'm Iron Man, and you're not. -blows up Ross and Blonsky's car-

EMIL BLONSKY: Aw, man! I wanted to be Iron Man...

Iron Man, Captain America, Hawkeye, Spider-Man and Hulk return to the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier

NICK FURY: So, how did it go?

SPIDER-MAN: We saved Hulk!

NICK FURY: Sweet! Donuts for everyone!

EVERYONE: YAY!

The End

Inspirations

 * For the beginning of the episode, with the Spider-Man narrating stuff, I retrieved it from Spider-Man 3 How It Should Have Ended on YouTube. Spider-Man 3 How It Should Have Ended