User blog:ElectricMayhem/The Mansion - Episode 2

Enjoy!

The episode starts with Spider-Man walking into the Avengers Mansion.

SPIDER-MAN: Sorry I'm late, guys, I just got into this fight with this guy named Kraven. Ugh, don't get me started on it....

NICK FURY: SHUT UP, I AM SAMUEL L. JACKSON! AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!

SPIDER-MAN: Why are you here?

NICK FURY: SHJVJCKGVJGFH!!!!

IRON MAN: Ignore him. Anyways, you didn't miss much. Just me and Hulk explaining the new recycling machine.

SPIDER-MAN: Recycling machine?

IRON MAN: [points to recycling machine] That thing. Cool, huh? I made it in between my fight with Crimson Dynamo and that thing with Thanos. You put any piece of trash into it and it recycles it into an Iron Man suit!

SPIDER-MAN: Wow. Is that how War Machine got his suit? Heh.

HULK: Haha! Bug Man make funny! HA! HAHAHAHAHA! HAAAA!!!

SPIDER-MAN: Calm down, big guy.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: [runs up to Iron Man, Spider-Man, and Hulk] Guys! Loki is invading Earth with an army of Dark Elves!

THOR: [sighs] Again? He never knows when to quit.

NICK FURY: AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE!

In New York...

LOKI: I WILL GET MY REVENGE ON YOU, BROTHER!

IRON MAN: [lands in front of Loki] Come at me, bro!

THOR: [lands next to Iron Man] Technically, he's MY bro.

LOKI: Ah, so I see you've teamed up! Well, guess what, Avengers, this time I've brought my secret weapon... MICHAEL BAY!

MICHAEL BAY: [lands in front of Iron Man] So, Loki, for this movie I was thinking we could put a hot chick in a bikini over there, an alien over there, an explosion over there, a cool car over there, blah blah blah, Sam Witwicky over there....

IRON MAN: HOLY CRAP!!! [dies]

THOR: NOOOOO!

SPIDER-MAN: [walks up with Infinity Gauntlet] I just found this laying around over there, so let's use it to revive Iron Man!

THOR: Yeah! Sounds like a plan!

SPIDER-MAN: SHAZAM! [revives Iron Man]

IRON MAN: I'm alive again! YAAAAAY! [shoots Loki in face]

LOKI: NOOOO!!! [explodes]

MICHAEL BAY: Hey, any of you guys wanna be in Transformers 4?

EVERYONE: No...

MICHAEL BAY: Ninja Turtles? Pain & Gain 2? Nightmare on Elm Street 2? No? Okay, fine. [leaves]

AVENGERS: WE DID IT!!! [everyone starts dancing to the song "Gangnam Style"]

THE END