User blog:ElectricMayhem/The Mansion - Episode 1

Welcome to a typical day at the Avenger Mansion.

Meet the people of the Avengers Mansion. Now, this is just a promo, so don't expect FUNNY stuff. We're just showin' ya what to expect.
 * Iron Man - The leader of the Avengers, though that is arguable
 * Captain America - The sad whiner stuck in the wrong time or whatever
 * Hulk - Don't make him mad, dude, he'll fricking go lugnuts
 * Spider-Man - The teenager who just can't seem to make a movie that ISN'T a box-office success.
 * Thor - The guy who thinks he's so great just because he's a god or whatever
 * Hawkeye - The archerer guy in the purple bird suit
 * Black Widow - The russian
 * Namor - The jerk
 * Nick Fury - The crazy old man always running around yelling "ASSEMBLE THE AVENGERS!" and "I AM SAMUEL L. JACKSON!!!"

So, '''BYE. SCRAM. GET LOST.'''